February 2012
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Feb 9th
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January 2012
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Jan 28th
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December 2011
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Dec 21st
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October 2011
4 posts
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Oct 27th
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“Can I have a …lettuce?”
– Paige (via 10-minutedream)
Oct 20th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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September 2011
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“I hate tumblr…it’s so good.”
– Melissa Nau
Sep 13th
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August 2011
7 posts
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Aug 30th
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asian cloud head
Aug 26th
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“darty mulesick whore”
Aug 26th
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“used to be my dog..yu was in my titty.”
– Twitter
Aug 26th
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“Paige bring Paraphernalia to the picnic so we can all eat.”
– Paige Munroe
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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“It’s an oxymoron! It’s a cactus in a rain boot!!”
– Tom Morrison
Aug 25th
June 2011
3 posts
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
“You had one good year, that has to count for something.”
– Laurn Phillips
Jun 11th
May 2011
9 posts
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For the record...
did you just new note it? what, touch the butt with? so, ah, you going home for easter, ya jew? new york city’s bum. you’re not eating? soft wave just bouncing through. ugh, kids these days. lollipops (good). mail back wrappers. cats cradle, why do we know every move, we learned it when we were ten, this shouldn’t be happening. buttered bread sticks with jelly. ooh, look at that...
May 30th
May 29th
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May 23rd
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May 18th
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“I think Jill punched me in the face 10 times last night. What the hell, am I the...”
– Melissa NAU
May 18th
May 17th
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May 9th
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Crazy pyro hippies
May 8th
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“Excuse me, but I might drink a little more than I should tonight.”
– Pitbull
May 2nd
April 2011
28 posts
Is Sarah singing tonight?
My nose makes me feel ugly I am self conscious of my belly roll I hated being the first girl in the 4th grade to wear a bra I hate how my thighs rub together I love that i never need to wear a push up bra EYE love being the tallest in a crowd
Apr 29th
Apr 21st
“I feel like I got hit by so many trucks”
– Melissa Nau
Apr 20th
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Apr 13th
“Dakota, I thought we had something”
– (via melissanau)
Apr 13th
“Aren’t my eyes a nice shade of red tonight?”
– Do I even have to say it?  (via melissanau)
Apr 13th
“let me get the fair ones. country of origin: newburgh. can i have it in a...”
– tom
Apr 11th
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“have you ever ran stairs before?”
Apr 11th
“Life gives you speed bumps, but you’re still getting down the street right? As...”
– The deep allegorical insights of Thomas Morrison  (via melissanau)
Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
“BUTT SCRATCHAAAAA!!”
Apr 8th
“I had an apple and I fed it to the albino duck”
– Paige (via melissanau)
Apr 5th
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what is the world coming to?
J: What does WWJD stand for?
P: WHAT?! You don't know what WWJD stands for? Everyone in life knows what WWJD means
J: I don't know, i have no idea
P: What do you think it means?
J: Give me a hint
P: NO
J: uhh World War Donald Judd?
P: NOO WHAT WOULD JESUS DO! Oh my God.
Apr 4th
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“I’m gonna throw up” : the appropriate phrase for any college situation”
– Melissa Nau (via hellostellar)
Apr 3rd
“We’re all gonna die”
– Paige (via melissanau)
Apr 3rd
“I wanna rape you”
– Jill  (via melissanau)
Apr 3rd
Apr 3rd
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